Archive for May, 2009

Miss California’s Political (and Pubic) Phooey!

May 21, 2009

Miss California was wearing a dress with a slit all the way up to her pubes as she speaks about her ultra-conservative views on gay marriage. Wow! Maybe if she was managing those thing her entire audience wouldn’t have to look at them.  Although based on what she was saying, the stragglers could have been a good distraction.


Your Hair Down there is too long if…

May 6, 2009


You can braid it.

You can house a baby animal in it

You mistake it for a real baby cat

It makes your pants buldge

It comes out the sides of your bikini

You find part of your dinner in it

It is easily mistakable for the hair on your head.

You have to upsize your underwear


More???? Please add to the list!

It all started with a Merkin.

May 5, 2009

Merkin, “a pubic” toupe.  Back in the 1700’s these things were used to disguise people who lost

their pubic hair due to sexually transmitted diseases.  Now, who wears a merkin?  Fashion models on the 

runway!  Seriously, pubic grooming and styling is a new way to express your creativity.  

Check it out. Here is a guy in London making a business out of creating custom merkins. Wow!