Hoohoos are the new “Coffee Talk” in Hollywood

October 8, 2010

Jenny McCarthy after receiving her peeka-bu mirror.


Sarah Silverman loves the hoohoo topic too.

The new “Coffee Talk” in Hollywood: Hoohoos

This week, I went to Jenny McCarthy’s book
signing because I wanted to weasel a peeka-bu mirror into her hands. I saw her earlier in the morning on Good Day LA and all she wanted to talk about was her ‘hoohoo.’ Her new book is titled “Love, Lust and Faking It” so go figure. I hadn’t read a word of her book and barely even knew who she was, but I went, got there two hours early and sat next to a bunch of star struck people who screamed every time they announced ‘Jenny’ on the loudspeaker. I decided to read a few pages to see what it was about. Besides, I had to buy the thing to get a wristband. It was actually pretty funny. She talks about her life and loves
and even has a chapter about rendezvous with Brad Pitt.

What surprises me is that so many women are hungry to talk about their hoohoos. It’s like these conversations have been suppressed for ages, kept to porn and nude movie scenes and awkward innuendoes. And now, so many stars just want to gab about their lady parts like hand bags and lipstick. Jenny stepped up to the podium, said hi and immediately went on to talk about her hoohoo. I’m not kidding. She said something to the extent of “Before I start my speech, I’m going to answer the question that is most frequently asked on tour…What’s up with my hoohoo? It looks the same as it did in ’97 in case you all are wondering. Apparently she and Chelsea Handler are BFF’s and big fans of the conversation topic. She then answered two questions and moved on to the signing. This was an excellent segway for me when it was time to meet her at the podium. After she signed my book, I told her I had a special gift for her hoohoo. She cracked up and loved it.
She told everyone, her whole posse including the body guards and
the impatient crowd.

Jenny and Sarah “discuss.”

Then, last night some friends invited me to the Upright Citizens Brigade Comedy club. For $6, I got to see Sarah Silverman as the opening act. She was ‘on’ and it was hilarious. AND….she talked repeatedly about her vagina, how it smells like a peach tree and how she does NOT recommend using perfume if you smell something funny. She said, if it’s really that bad, see a Dr. Thanks Sarah for the med tip! This next joke was the kicker. She told a story of how when she was three, she would shower with her mom who sported a giant 70’s bush. She acted out the scene with her mom getting fresh shower water while Sarah had to bask in the runoff of the water that cascaded down her mother’s bush.

And there you have it, stars and their hoohoos. I am sure this could go on forever.

Have a great weekend,

Sarah

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